YOU ARE SO AWESOME.
YOU HAVE MADE SASH SO HAPPY.
YOU HAVE FACILITATED THE ASCENDENCE OF SASH TO ZEN 3 GODHOOD.
YOU HAVE ENABLED MY COMPUTATIONAL CAPABILITY ON A PER-CORE BASIS UP TO 8 CORES, 16 THREADS TO ASCEND TO THE MOST SUPERIOR LEVEL POSSIBLE IN THE X86-64 ISA CURRENTLY AVAILABLE FOR HUMAN BEINGS TO PURCHASE.
THIS POST SHALL SERVE AS A NOTICE OF HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU AND HOW AWESOME YOU ARE.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. <3
EVERY DAY I LOOK INTO THE SKY AND WITNESS THE FABRIC OF REALITY BEND AT THE CURVATURE OF YOUR D'S IMPRINT IN SPACE-TIME. A SUPERMASSIVE GRAVIATIONAL IMPRINT OF SUCH INCOMPREHENSABLE SCALE THAT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE ORBITS THROUGH IT WITHIN AN INFINITE NUMBER OF ADDITIONAL PHYSICAL AXIS OF DIMENSIONAL TRAVEL.
:3
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